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Post by Indigo Wintertrap on Aug 11, 2008 9:53:13 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating
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Post by robin on Aug 11, 2008 13:11:37 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately,
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Post by pandaisy on Aug 11, 2008 18:20:25 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had
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Post by bailey on Aug 11, 2008 18:24:07 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left
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Post by Raven Soulreaver on Aug 12, 2008 1:45:16 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat
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Post by basil on Aug 12, 2008 3:12:22 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left
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Post by amber on Aug 12, 2008 7:07:59 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked
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Post by Indigo Wintertrap on Aug 12, 2008 8:21:29 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a
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Post by Raven Soulreaver on Aug 12, 2008 9:51:04 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where
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Post by pandaisy on Aug 12, 2008 12:12:12 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a
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Post by robin on Aug 12, 2008 12:42:31 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but
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Post by robin on Aug 12, 2008 12:42:38 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but
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Post by Twilight Spitfire on Aug 13, 2008 2:33:34 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was
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Post by robin on Aug 13, 2008 2:56:20 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to
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Post by yoyo on Aug 14, 2008 0:19:30 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall
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