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Post by Moon Coldbite on May 9, 2009 17:45:26 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse.
The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in style with her private jet and landed safely. The man who was driving got out and ate the cheese from the hole in the large crater nearby. Next, she ran straight into a tom cat who grinned and said "What are you doing here pretty feline of earth?" Just then, the man from the donut backflipped into the crater and flew like a crazy bird before landing next to the tom's head.
"Hey!" he said, while licking some ice cream and frowned at the man and threw a spaceship strait down the sewer. With a gasp, the ice cream ran away from the mean giant because he loved the sight he saw when mr.giant launched a bomb at the evil mutated and man-eating frog. The frog turned to cat, and stuck its head into a giant bucket of green goo. The cats threw up all over the red furry couch, then he got out a massive hammer as he ran over to hammer some nails right into the dinosaur that had eaten a horse. Suddenly, the cat barked and said,"FEE FI FOFUM" as he poured the bright orange pumpkin sauce onto a random spaceship.
"I'm so stinkish!" the cat yowled. But suddenly, blue |
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Post by Alpha Dewstep on May 10, 2009 18:13:39 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse.
The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in style with her private jet and landed safely. The man who was driving got out and ate the cheese from the hole in the large crater nearby. Next, she ran straight into a tom cat who grinned and said "What are you doing here pretty feline of earth?" Just then, the man from the donut backflipped into the crater and flew like a crazy bird before landing next to the tom's head.
"Hey!" he said, while licking some ice cream and frowned at the man and threw a spaceship strait down the sewer. With a gasp, the ice cream ran away from the mean giant because he loved the sight he saw when mr.giant launched a bomb at the evil mutated and man-eating frog. The frog turned to cat, and stuck its head into a giant bucket of green goo. The cats threw up all over the red furry couch, then he got out a massive hammer as he ran over to hammer some nails right into the dinosaur that had eaten a horse. Suddenly, the cat barked and said,"FEE FI FOFUM" as he poured the bright orange pumpkin sauce onto a random spaceship.
"I'm so stinkish!" the cat yowled. But suddenly, blue chickens came and
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Post by Tempest Moonshimmer on May 10, 2009 20:58:06 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse.
The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in style with her private jet and landed safely. The man who was driving got out and ate the cheese from the hole in the large crater nearby. Next, she ran straight into a tom cat who grinned and said "What are you doing here pretty feline of earth?" Just then, the man from the donut backflipped into the crater and flew like a crazy bird before landing next to the tom's head.
"Hey!" he said, while licking some ice cream and frowned at the man and threw a spaceship strait down the sewer. With a gasp, the ice cream ran away from the mean giant because he loved the sight he saw when mr.giant launched a bomb at the evil mutated and man-eating frog. The frog turned to cat, and stuck its head into a giant bucket of green goo. The cats threw up all over the red furry couch, then he got out a massive hammer as he ran over to hammer some nails right into the dinosaur that had eaten a horse. Suddenly, the cat barked and said,"FEE FI FOFUM" as he poured the bright orange pumpkin sauce onto a random spaceship.
"I'm so stinkish!" the cat yowled. But suddenly, blue chickens came and ate the sour
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Post by Soul Dreamcatcher on May 10, 2009 22:24:52 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse.
The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in style with her private jet and landed safely. The man who was driving got out and ate the cheese from the hole in the large crater nearby. Next, she ran straight into a tom cat who grinned and said "What are you doing here pretty feline of earth?" Just then, the man from the donut backflipped into the crater and flew like a crazy bird before landing next to the tom's head.
"Hey!" he said, while licking some ice cream and frowned at the man and threw a spaceship strait down the sewer. With a gasp, the ice cream ran away from the mean giant because he loved the sight he saw when mr.giant launched a bomb at the evil mutated and man-eating frog. The frog turned to cat, and stuck its head into a giant bucket of green goo. The cats threw up all over the red furry couch, then he got out a massive hammer as he ran over to hammer some nails right into the dinosaur that had eaten a horse. Suddenly, the cat barked and said,"FEE FI FOFUM" as he poured the bright orange pumpkin sauce onto a random spaceship.
"I'm so stinkish!" the cat yowled. But suddenly, blue chickens came and ate the sour puddles of pickles
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Post by zero on May 14, 2009 13:20:39 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse.
The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in style with her private jet and landed safely. The man who was driving got out and ate the cheese from the hole in the large crater nearby. Next, she ran straight into a tom cat who grinned and said "What are you doing here pretty feline of earth?" Just then, the man from the donut backflipped into the crater and flew like a crazy bird before landing next to the tom's head.
"Hey!" he said, while licking some ice cream and frowned at the man and threw a spaceship strait down the sewer. With a gasp, the ice cream ran away from the mean giant because he loved the sight he saw when mr.giant launched a bomb at the evil mutated and man-eating frog. The frog turned to cat, and stuck its head into a giant bucket of green goo. The cats threw up all over the red furry couch, then he got out a massive hammer as he ran over to hammer some nails right into the dinosaur that had eaten a horse. Suddenly, the cat barked and said,"FEE FI FOFUM" as he poured the bright orange pumpkin sauce onto a random spaceship.
"I'm so stinkish!" the cat yowled. But suddenly, blue chickens came and ate the sour puddles of pickles. After that they
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Post by Alpha Dewstep on May 15, 2009 9:25:31 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse.
The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in style with her private jet and landed safely. The man who was driving got out and ate the cheese from the hole in the large crater nearby. Next, she ran straight into a tom cat who grinned and said "What are you doing here pretty feline of earth?" Just then, the man from the donut backflipped into the crater and flew like a crazy bird before landing next to the tom's head.
"Hey!" he said, while licking some ice cream and frowned at the man and threw a spaceship strait down the sewer. With a gasp, the ice cream ran away from the mean giant because he loved the sight he saw when mr.giant launched a bomb at the evil mutated and man-eating frog. The frog turned to cat, and stuck its head into a giant bucket of green goo. The cats threw up all over the red furry couch, then he got out a massive hammer as he ran over to hammer some nails right into the dinosaur that had eaten a horse. Suddenly, the cat barked and said,"FEE FI FOFUM" as he poured the bright orange pumpkin sauce onto a random spaceship.
"I'm so stinkish!" the cat yowled. But suddenly, blue chickens came and ate the sour puddles of pickles. After that they layed many eggs
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Post by Lavender Mistpaw on May 18, 2009 18:36:12 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse.
The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in style with her private jet and landed safely. The man who was driving got out and ate the cheese from the hole in the large crater nearby. Next, she ran straight into a tom cat who grinned and said "What are you doing here pretty feline of earth?" Just then, the man from the donut backflipped into the crater and flew like a crazy bird before landing next to the tom's head.
"Hey!" he said, while licking some ice cream and frowned at the man and threw a spaceship strait down the sewer. With a gasp, the ice cream ran away from the mean giant because he loved the sight he saw when mr.giant launched a bomb at the evil mutated and man-eating frog. The frog turned to cat, and stuck its head into a giant bucket of green goo. The cats threw up all over the red furry couch, then he got out a massive hammer as he ran over to hammer some nails right into the dinosaur that had eaten a horse. Suddenly, the cat barked and said,"FEE FI FOFUM" as he poured the bright orange pumpkin sauce onto a random spaceship.
"I'm so stinkish!" the cat yowled. But suddenly, blue chickens came and ate the sour puddles of pickles. After that they layed many eggs covered in slime.
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Post by Alpha Dewstep on May 19, 2009 10:24:34 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse.
The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in style with her private jet and landed safely. The man who was driving got out and ate the cheese from the hole in the large crater nearby. Next, she ran straight into a tom cat who grinned and said "What are you doing here pretty feline of earth?" Just then, the man from the donut backflipped into the crater and flew like a crazy bird before landing next to the tom's head.
"Hey!" he said, while licking some ice cream and frowned at the man and threw a spaceship strait down the sewer. With a gasp, the ice cream ran away from the mean giant because he loved the sight he saw when mr.giant launched a bomb at the evil mutated and man-eating frog. The frog turned to cat, and stuck its head into a giant bucket of green goo. The cats threw up all over the red furry couch, then he got out a massive hammer as he ran over to hammer some nails right into the dinosaur that had eaten a horse. Suddenly, the cat barked and said,"FEE FI FOFUM" as he poured the bright orange pumpkin sauce onto a random spaceship.
"I'm so stinkish!" the cat yowled. But suddenly, blue chickens came and ate the sour puddles of pickles. After that they layed many eggs covered in slime. The cat said
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Post by Moon Coldbite on May 21, 2009 9:56:37 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse.
The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in style with her private jet and landed safely. The man who was driving got out and ate the cheese from the hole in the large crater nearby. Next, she ran straight into a tom cat who grinned and said "What are you doing here pretty feline of earth?" Just then, the man from the donut backflipped into the crater and flew like a crazy bird before landing next to the tom's head.
"Hey!" he said, while licking some ice cream and frowned at the man and threw a spaceship strait down the sewer. With a gasp, the ice cream ran away from the mean giant because he loved the sight he saw when mr.giant launched a bomb at the evil mutated and man-eating frog. The frog turned to cat, and stuck its head into a giant bucket of green goo. The cats threw up all over the red furry couch, then he got out a massive hammer as he ran over to hammer some nails right into the dinosaur that had eaten a horse. Suddenly, the cat barked and said,"FEE FI FOFUM" as he poured the bright orange pumpkin sauce onto a random spaceship.
"I'm so stinkish!" the cat yowled. But suddenly, blue chickens came and ate the sour puddles of pickles. After that they layed many eggs covered in slime. The cat said "Golly gee, captain!"
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Post by Alpha Dewstep on May 21, 2009 11:08:59 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse.
The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in style with her private jet and landed safely. The man who was driving got out and ate the cheese from the hole in the large crater nearby. Next, she ran straight into a tom cat who grinned and said "What are you doing here pretty feline of earth?" Just then, the man from the donut backflipped into the crater and flew like a crazy bird before landing next to the tom's head.
"Hey!" he said, while licking some ice cream and frowned at the man and threw a spaceship strait down the sewer. With a gasp, the ice cream ran away from the mean giant because he loved the sight he saw when mr.giant launched a bomb at the evil mutated and man-eating frog. The frog turned to cat, and stuck its head into a giant bucket of green goo. The cats threw up all over the red furry couch, then he got out a massive hammer as he ran over to hammer some nails right into the dinosaur that had eaten a horse. Suddenly, the cat barked and said,"FEE FI FOFUM" as he poured the bright orange pumpkin sauce onto a random spaceship.
"I'm so stinkish!" the cat yowled. But suddenly, blue chickens came and ate the sour puddles of pickles. After that they layed many eggs covered in slime. The cat said "Golly gee, captain!" And a boat
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Post by foxshadow on Aug 3, 2009 18:07:12 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse.
The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in style with her private jet and landed safely. The man who was driving got out and ate the cheese from the hole in the large crater nearby. Next, she ran straight into a tom cat who grinned and said "What are you doing here pretty feline of earth?" Just then, the man from the donut backflipped into the crater and flew like a crazy bird before landing next to the tom's head.
"Hey!" he said, while licking some ice cream and frowned at the man and threw a spaceship strait down the sewer. With a gasp, the ice cream ran away from the mean giant because he loved the sight he saw when mr.giant launched a bomb at the evil mutated and man-eating frog. The frog turned to cat, and stuck its head into a giant bucket of green goo. The cats threw up all over the red furry couch, then he got out a massive hammer as he ran over to hammer some nails right into the dinosaur that had eaten a horse. Suddenly, the cat barked and said,"FEE FI FOFUM" as he poured the bright orange pumpkin sauce onto a random spaceship.
"I'm so stinkish!" the cat yowled. But suddenly, blue chickens came and ate the sour puddles of pickles. After that they layed many eggs covered in slime. The cat said "Golly gee, captain!" And a boat chugged right over
ooc; I love three word story so... ^^
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