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Post by robin on Aug 14, 2008 2:53:55 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long,
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Post by amber on Aug 14, 2008 19:45:23 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a
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Post by yoyo on Aug 15, 2008 0:10:48 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with
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Post by robin on Aug 15, 2008 2:00:57 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black
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Post by violetwildflower on Aug 15, 2008 8:15:04 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on
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Post by robin on Aug 15, 2008 10:14:37 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut.
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Post by yoyo on Aug 15, 2008 22:42:41 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto
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Post by robin on Aug 16, 2008 3:58:41 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in
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Post by violetwildflower on Aug 16, 2008 14:43:08 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in style with her
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Post by robin on Aug 16, 2008 15:13:26 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in style with her private jet and
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Post by violetwildflower on Aug 16, 2008 15:20:57 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in style with her private jet and landed safely. The
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Post by robin on Aug 16, 2008 15:38:11 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in style with her private jet and landed safely. The man who was
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Post by violetwildflower on Aug 16, 2008 15:38:58 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in style with her private jet and landed safely. The man who was driving got out
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Post by robin on Aug 16, 2008 16:00:33 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in style with her private jet and landed safely. The man who was driving got out and ate the
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Post by amber on Aug 16, 2008 22:00:38 GMT -5
The cat ate a bag of zesty hot chips and burped really loud and then jumped onto the sofa and scratched the dog. The dog snarled at the cat, then ran out of the room. She had scared off the dog. "Yay", she thought to herself. She then put a hairball onto her humans shirt and laughed so hard she fainted. When she finally stopped laughing, she decided to go bug someone about getting her some yummy food cause she loved to make herself fat. But, her belly wasn't as smart as her head so she trotted outside and she fell into a fish pond. While underwater, she tried to catch a tasty fish but sadly she let it slip out of her paws. Sad, the cat walked up onto the grass and shook her head, getting rid of a tadpole which had jumped on her head from the water. So she laid down on the very soft grass and yawned before she immediately fell into a very deep sleep. Her eyes blinked open to see that the dog had wanted revenge and he had walked into the room and started to snarl at her but she managed to jump out of the way from its sharp fangs, unfortunately slipping on wet bananas that caused her to smack into a wall, leaving her confused, but she was smart enough to bite onto a large brown table leg propelling herself rapidly towards the open window. She flew like a speeding bullet right into a chain-link fence, getting decapitated. She glued her head back on before she raced off to the bank to make sure it was safely secreted inside the big octopus wearing a giant toilet roll. When she got to the bank she walked over to the octopus and asked for the magic toast so she could eat it all because once again she was so hungry, she could eat a horse. The cat decided that she didn't want to make any toast so she walked into her house, and stole some from the crazy hobo who was in the kitchen, eating his breakfast. Unfortunately, the hobo had no food left for the cat so she left. Next she walked straight into a strange ally, where she saw a huge dog, but luckily she was fast enough to scale the wall. Before very long, she found a private jet with a giant black man sitting on a pink doughnut. She flew onto the moon in style with her private jet and landed safely. The man who was driving got out and ate the cheese from the
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