Plotting maniacs!

[Onyx Stargazer]

I got bored, and created a game.

What you do, is form a funny plot with the cat above you. So the person below me, would post a plot involving the cat above them, and their cat. For mega fun, you can do a plot involving the character above the character above you, and so on. Got it? Go!

Since there is no one above me, I will use Onyx and my other kitty, Lavender;

Onyx Stargazer: *Prances around Lavender Mistpaw*
Lavender Mistpaw: *Stares* Who deh freak are you?
Onyx: I'm a pony.
Lavender: O.o Are you a mental pony?
Onyx: *stops* -.- Shut up...
Lavender: Make me!!!
Onyx: *Slaps lavender across the cheek with a paw* Now will you shut up?
Lavender: *slaps onyx* No!
*Slapping fight begins*
-5 hours later-
Lavender: OMIAGOD!!! WOULD YOU JUST SHUT UP AND LEAVE?!?!
Onyx: I hate you... -_- *stalks away*
Lavender: *cough*Mentalpony*cough* =^w^=

~THE END~

So, I have no sense of humor. Now the next poster makes up a plot that involves Onyx, and, If they want, Lavender. Now start plotting like maniacs! xD

[Moon Coldbite]

Moon: Onyx, sup with your coat? Are you a gray or orange tabby? It's confusing me!
Onyx: I am everything. EVERYTHING.
Moon: WHAT?
Soul: WHAT?
Lavendar: Why are you two buying this? -.-;