Fortunately, Unfortuneately

[Soul Dreamcatcher]

Fortunately, this story takes place on a tropical island in the Carribean.
Unfortunately, there is a bad hurricane blowing in.
Fortunately, I have an ice cream.
Unfortunately, it falls off and is eaten by squirrels.
Fortunately, I like squirrels.
Unfortunately, all the squirrels die from the hurricane.
Fortunately, I escape to somewhere where there isn't a hurricane.
Unfortunately, an evil monkey bites me.
Fortunately, a random guy has anti-monkey-bite cream.
Unfortunately, I'm alergic to the cream he gives me.
Fortunately, I manage to wash it off.
Unfortunately, the stream I washed it out in was made of acid.
Fortunately, I have acid proof clothes on.
Unfortunately, I fall in and the acid gets to my face, arms, ect.
Fortunately, I go to a hospital and become all better
Unfortunately, I then catch an illness from another patient.
Fortunately, your friend gives you chicken soup 'cause your sick.
Unfortunately, the chicken soup turns out to be poisonous.
Fortunately, you get presents and a new puppy because you're sick.
Unfortunently, the puppy eats all the presents and then tries to eat you because it's psycho and has rabies.
Fortunatey, you're in a hospital so somehow they manage to cure the rabies.
Unfotunately, the cure is a bunch of really really really painful shots.
Fortunately, I manage to escape an eat a banana which is an alternative cure.
Unfortunently a sumo wrestler comes and steals your stash of bananas.
Fortunately, you have a bazooka, and with it get your bananas back.
Unfortunately, you miss and you don't have any more ammo.
Fortunately, a random person walks up and hands you another, fully loaded.
Unfortunately, the sumo is now gone and you starve with no bananas to eat.
Fortunently, someone gives you a banana tree.
Unfortunately, it falls and crushes all the bananas so they are now inedible.
Fortunately, the leaves are still edible
Unfortunately, they taste really bad and you throw up.
Fortunately, the ocean washes up a whole lot of cooked fish.
Unfortunately a huge shark comes along and eats them all.
Fortunately, the shark dies and you eat it.
Unfortunately, you get really sick from it.
Fortunately, you eat a magic mushroom and feel all better.
Unfortunately, someone steal the rest of the mushrooms so you don't have any more.
Fortunately, a man comes and cheers you up!
Unfortunately, he has a gun and shoots you!
Fortunately, you are wearing a bullet-proof vest.
Unfortunately, he shot you in the arm where the vest wasn't protecting.
Fortunately, it was your left arm that you didn't really need.
Unfortunately, a plane showed up but would only let lefties board.
Fortunately, another plane arrived and let you on.
Unfortunently, the plane is being flown by mimes and you don't understand that they're telling you to skydive off before the plane implodes from too much banana exposure.
Fortunately, you send a video you took of them to your mime speaking friend, and he told you what to do.
Unfortunately, you jump off and fall into a volcano.
Fortunately, you're wearing lava proof clothing.
Unfortunately, your hands and legs burnt off because they were not covered in the lava proof clothes. You drown because you cannot move.
Fortunately, you wake up on the beach realizing it was all just a bad dream.
Unfortunately, you missed the midnight ferry off the beach.
Fortunately, you have a cookie.
Unfortunately, it got covered in sand.
Fortunately, You believe in the "3 second rule"!
Unfortunately, You eat the cookie and have really bad gas.
Fortunately, No ones near by!
Unfortunately, your best friend appears next to you and faints.
Fortunately, when they wake up, they don't remember what happened.
Unfortunately, they turn psycho and start yelling at you.
Fortunately, a passing ambulance throws a blow-dart at your friend with medicine in it and they turn back to normal
Unfortunately, a rabid monkey comes and bites you. XD
Fortunately, you beat it off with a blunt coconut 83

[Twilight Spitfire]

Fortunately, this story takes place on a tropical island in the Carribean.
Unfortunately, there is a bad hurricane blowing in.
Fortunately, I have an ice cream.
Unfortunately, it falls off and is eaten by squirrels.
Fortunately, I like squirrels.
Unfortunately, all the squirrels die from the hurricane.
Fortunately, I escape to somewhere where there isn't a hurricane.
Unfortunately, an evil monkey bites me.
Fortunately, a random guy has anti-monkey-bite cream.
Unfortunately, I'm alergic to the cream he gives me.
Fortunately, I manage to wash it off.
Unfortunately, the stream I washed it out in was made of acid.
Fortunately, I have acid proof clothes on.
Unfortunately, I fall in and the acid gets to my face, arms, ect.
Fortunately, I go to a hospital and become all better
Unfortunately, I then catch an illness from another patient.
Fortunately, your friend gives you chicken soup 'cause your sick.
Unfortunately, the chicken soup turns out to be poisonous.
Fortunately, you get presents and a new puppy because you're sick.
Unfortunently, the puppy eats all the presents and then tries to eat you because it's psycho and has rabies.
Fortunatey, you're in a hospital so somehow they manage to cure the rabies.
Unfotunately, the cure is a bunch of really really really painful shots.
Fortunately, I manage to escape an eat a banana which is an alternative cure.
Unfortunently a sumo wrestler comes and steals your stash of bananas.
Fortunately, you have a bazooka, and with it get your bananas back.
Unfortunately, you miss and you don't have any more ammo.
Fortunately, a random person walks up and hands you another, fully loaded.
Unfortunately, the sumo is now gone and you starve with no bananas to eat.
Fortunently, someone gives you a banana tree.
Unfortunately, it falls and crushes all the bananas so they are now inedible.
Fortunately, the leaves are still edible
Unfortunately, they taste really bad and you throw up.
Fortunately, the ocean washes up a whole lot of cooked fish.
Unfortunately a huge shark comes along and eats them all.
Fortunately, the shark dies and you eat it.
Unfortunately, you get really sick from it.
Fortunately, you eat a magic mushroom and feel all better.
Unfortunately, someone steal the rest of the mushrooms so you don't have any more.
Fortunately, a man comes and cheers you up!
Unfortunately, he has a gun and shoots you!
Fortunately, you are wearing a bullet-proof vest.
Unfortunately, he shot you in the arm where the vest wasn't protecting.
Fortunately, it was your left arm that you didn't really need.
Unfortunately, a plane showed up but would only let lefties board.
Fortunately, another plane arrived and let you on.
Unfortunently, the plane is being flown by mimes and you don't understand that they're telling you to skydive off before the plane implodes from too much banana exposure.
Fortunately, you send a video you took of them to your mime speaking friend, and he told you what to do.
Unfortunately, you jump off and fall into a volcano.
Fortunately, you're wearing lava proof clothing.
Unfortunately, your hands and legs burnt off because they were not covered in the lava proof clothes. You drown because you cannot move.
Fortunately, you wake up on the beach realizing it was all just a bad dream.
Unfortunately, you missed the midnight ferry off the beach.
Fortunately, you have a cookie.
Unfortunately, it got covered in sand.
Fortunately, You believe in the "3 second rule"!
Unfortunately, You eat the cookie and have really bad gas.
Fortunately, No ones near by!
Unfortunately, your best friend appears next to you and faints.
Fortunately, when they wake up, they don't remember what happened.
Unfortunately, they turn psycho and start yelling at you.
Fortunately, a passing ambulance throws a blow-dart at your friend with medicine in it and they turn back to normal
Unfortunately, a rabid monkey comes and bites you. XD
Fortunately, you beat it off with a blunt coconut 83
Unfortunately, your coconut breaks and the monkey starts chasing you.

[stella]

Fortunately, this story takes place on a tropical island in the Carribean.
Unfortunately, there is a bad hurricane blowing in.
Fortunately, I have an ice cream.
Unfortunately, it falls off and is eaten by squirrels.
Fortunately, I like squirrels.
Unfortunately, all the squirrels die from the hurricane.
Fortunately, I escape to somewhere where there isn't a hurricane.
Unfortunately, an evil monkey bites me.
Fortunately, a random guy has anti-monkey-bite cream.
Unfortunately, I'm alergic to the cream he gives me.
Fortunately, I manage to wash it off.
Unfortunately, the stream I washed it out in was made of acid.
Fortunately, I have acid proof clothes on.
Unfortunately, I fall in and the acid gets to my face, arms, ect.
Fortunately, I go to a hospital and become all better
Unfortunately, I then catch an illness from another patient.
Fortunately, your friend gives you chicken soup 'cause your sick.
Unfortunately, the chicken soup turns out to be poisonous.
Fortunately, you get presents and a new puppy because you're sick.
Unfortunently, the puppy eats all the presents and then tries to eat you because it's psycho and has rabies.
Fortunatey, you're in a hospital so somehow they manage to cure the rabies.
Unfotunately, the cure is a bunch of really really really painful shots.
Fortunately, I manage to escape an eat a banana which is an alternative cure.
Unfortunently a sumo wrestler comes and steals your stash of bananas.
Fortunately, you have a bazooka, and with it get your bananas back.
Unfortunately, you miss and you don't have any more ammo.
Fortunately, a random person walks up and hands you another, fully loaded.
Unfortunately, the sumo is now gone and you starve with no bananas to eat.
Fortunently, someone gives you a banana tree.
Unfortunately, it falls and crushes all the bananas so they are now inedible.
Fortunately, the leaves are still edible
Unfortunately, they taste really bad and you throw up.
Fortunately, the ocean washes up a whole lot of cooked fish.
Unfortunately a huge shark comes along and eats them all.
Fortunately, the shark dies and you eat it.
Unfortunately, you get really sick from it.
Fortunately, you eat a magic mushroom and feel all better.
Unfortunately, someone steal the rest of the mushrooms so you don't have any more.
Fortunately, a man comes and cheers you up!
Unfortunately, he has a gun and shoots you!
Fortunately, you are wearing a bullet-proof vest.
Unfortunately, he shot you in the arm where the vest wasn't protecting.
Fortunately, it was your left arm that you didn't really need.
Unfortunately, a plane showed up but would only let lefties board.
Fortunately, another plane arrived and let you on.
Unfortunently, the plane is being flown by mimes and you don't understand that they're telling you to skydive off before the plane implodes from too much banana exposure.
Fortunately, you send a video you took of them to your mime speaking friend, and he told you what to do.
Unfortunately, you jump off and fall into a volcano.
Fortunately, you're wearing lava proof clothing.
Unfortunately, your hands and legs burnt off because they were not covered in the lava proof clothes. You drown because you cannot move.
Fortunately, you wake up on the beach realizing it was all just a bad dream.
Unfortunately, you missed the midnight ferry off the beach.
Fortunately, you have a cookie.
Unfortunately, it got covered in sand.
Fortunately, You believe in the "3 second rule"!
Unfortunately, You eat the cookie and have really bad gas.
Fortunately, No ones near by!
Unfortunately, your best friend appears next to you and faints.
Fortunately, when they wake up, they don't remember what happened.
Unfortunately, they turn psycho and start yelling at you.
Fortunately, a passing ambulance throws a blow-dart at your friend with medicine in it and they turn back to normal
Unfortunately, a rabid monkey comes and bites you. XD
Fortunately, you beat it off with a blunt coconut 83
Unfortunately, your coconut breaks and the monkey starts chasing you.
Fortunately, the monkey has a heart attack and dies.

[Alpha Dewstep]

Fortunately, this story takes place on a tropical island in the Carribean.
Unfortunately, there is a bad hurricane blowing in.
Fortunately, I have an ice cream.
Unfortunately, it falls off and is eaten by squirrels.
Fortunately, I like squirrels.
Unfortunately, all the squirrels die from the hurricane.
Fortunately, I escape to somewhere where there isn't a hurricane.
Unfortunately, an evil monkey bites me.
Fortunately, a random guy has anti-monkey-bite cream.
Unfortunately, I'm alergic to the cream he gives me.
Fortunately, I manage to wash it off.
Unfortunately, the stream I washed it out in was made of acid.
Fortunately, I have acid proof clothes on.
Unfortunately, I fall in and the acid gets to my face, arms, ect.
Fortunately, I go to a hospital and become all better
Unfortunately, I then catch an illness from another patient.
Fortunately, your friend gives you chicken soup 'cause your sick.
Unfortunately, the chicken soup turns out to be poisonous.
Fortunately, you get presents and a new puppy because you're sick.
Unfortunently, the puppy eats all the presents and then tries to eat you because it's psycho and has rabies.
Fortunatey, you're in a hospital so somehow they manage to cure the rabies.
Unfotunately, the cure is a bunch of really really really painful shots.
Fortunately, I manage to escape an eat a banana which is an alternative cure.
Unfortunently a sumo wrestler comes and steals your stash of bananas.
Fortunately, you have a bazooka, and with it get your bananas back.
Unfortunately, you miss and you don't have any more ammo.
Fortunately, a random person walks up and hands you another, fully loaded.
Unfortunately, the sumo is now gone and you starve with no bananas to eat.
Fortunently, someone gives you a banana tree.
Unfortunately, it falls and crushes all the bananas so they are now inedible.
Fortunately, the leaves are still edible
Unfortunately, they taste really bad and you throw up.
Fortunately, the ocean washes up a whole lot of cooked fish.
Unfortunately a huge shark comes along and eats them all.
Fortunately, the shark dies and you eat it.
Unfortunately, you get really sick from it.
Fortunately, you eat a magic mushroom and feel all better.
Unfortunately, someone steal the rest of the mushrooms so you don't have any more.
Fortunately, a man comes and cheers you up!
Unfortunately, he has a gun and shoots you!
Fortunately, you are wearing a bullet-proof vest.
Unfortunately, he shot you in the arm where the vest wasn't protecting.
Fortunately, it was your left arm that you didn't really need.
Unfortunately, a plane showed up but would only let lefties board.
Fortunately, another plane arrived and let you on.
Unfortunently, the plane is being flown by mimes and you don't understand that they're telling you to skydive off before the plane implodes from too much banana exposure.
Fortunately, you send a video you took of them to your mime speaking friend, and he told you what to do.
Unfortunately, you jump off and fall into a volcano.
Fortunately, you're wearing lava proof clothing.
Unfortunately, your hands and legs burnt off because they were not covered in the lava proof clothes. You drown because you cannot move.
Fortunately, you wake up on the beach realizing it was all just a bad dream.
Unfortunately, you missed the midnight ferry off the beach.
Fortunately, you have a cookie.
Unfortunately, it got covered in sand.
Fortunately, You believe in the "3 second rule"!
Unfortunately, You eat the cookie and have really bad gas.
Fortunately, No ones near by!
Unfortunately, your best friend appears next to you and faints.
Fortunately, when they wake up, they don't remember what happened.
Unfortunately, they turn psycho and start yelling at you.
Fortunately, a passing ambulance throws a blow-dart at your friend with medicine in it and they turn back to normal
Unfortunately, a rabid monkey comes and bites you. XD
Fortunately, you beat it off with a blunt coconut 83
Unfortunately, your coconut breaks and the monkey starts chasing you.
Fortunately, the monkey has a heart attack and dies.
Unfourtunatly, while you were watching the monkey die a lion came and ate all your coconuts.

[foxshadow]

Fortunately, this story takes place on a tropical island in the Carribean.
Unfortunately, there is a bad hurricane blowing in.
Fortunately, I have an ice cream.
Unfortunately, it falls off and is eaten by squirrels.
Fortunately, I like squirrels.
Unfortunately, all the squirrels die from the hurricane.
Fortunately, I escape to somewhere where there isn't a hurricane.
Unfortunately, an evil monkey bites me.
Fortunately, a random guy has anti-monkey-bite cream.
Unfortunately, I'm alergic to the cream he gives me.
Fortunately, I manage to wash it off.
Unfortunately, the stream I washed it out in was made of acid.
Fortunately, I have acid proof clothes on.
Unfortunately, I fall in and the acid gets to my face, arms, ect.
Fortunately, I go to a hospital and become all better
Unfortunately, I then catch an illness from another patient.
Fortunately, your friend gives you chicken soup 'cause your sick.
Unfortunately, the chicken soup turns out to be poisonous.
Fortunately, you get presents and a new puppy because you're sick.
Unfortunently, the puppy eats all the presents and then tries to eat you because it's psycho and has rabies.
Fortunatey, you're in a hospital so somehow they manage to cure the rabies.
Unfotunately, the cure is a bunch of really really really painful shots.
Fortunately, I manage to escape an eat a banana which is an alternative cure.
Unfortunently a sumo wrestler comes and steals your stash of bananas.
Fortunately, you have a bazooka, and with it get your bananas back.
Unfortunately, you miss and you don't have any more ammo.
Fortunately, a random person walks up and hands you another, fully loaded.
Unfortunately, the sumo is now gone and you starve with no bananas to eat.
Fortunently, someone gives you a banana tree.
Unfortunately, it falls and crushes all the bananas so they are now inedible.
Fortunately, the leaves are still edible
Unfortunately, they taste really bad and you throw up.
Fortunately, the ocean washes up a whole lot of cooked fish.
Unfortunately a huge shark comes along and eats them all.
Fortunately, the shark dies and you eat it.
Unfortunately, you get really sick from it.
Fortunately, you eat a magic mushroom and feel all better.
Unfortunately, someone steal the rest of the mushrooms so you don't have any more.
Fortunately, a man comes and cheers you up!
Unfortunately, he has a gun and shoots you!
Fortunately, you are wearing a bullet-proof vest.
Unfortunately, he shot you in the arm where the vest wasn't protecting.
Fortunately, it was your left arm that you didn't really need.
Unfortunately, a plane showed up but would only let lefties board.
Fortunately, another plane arrived and let you on.
Unfortunently, the plane is being flown by mimes and you don't understand that they're telling you to skydive off before the plane implodes from too much banana exposure.
Fortunately, you send a video you took of them to your mime speaking friend, and he told you what to do.
Unfortunately, you jump off and fall into a volcano.
Fortunately, you're wearing lava proof clothing.
Unfortunately, your hands and legs burnt off because they were not covered in the lava proof clothes. You drown because you cannot move.
Fortunately, you wake up on the beach realizing it was all just a bad dream.
Unfortunately, you missed the midnight ferry off the beach.
Fortunately, you have a cookie.
Unfortunately, it got covered in sand.
Fortunately, You believe in the "3 second rule"!
Unfortunately, You eat the cookie and have really bad gas.
Fortunately, No ones near by!
Unfortunately, your best friend appears next to you and faints.
Fortunately, when they wake up, they don't remember what happened.
Unfortunately, they turn psycho and start yelling at you.
Fortunately, a passing ambulance throws a blow-dart at your friend with medicine in it and they turn back to normal
Unfortunately, a rabid monkey comes and bites you. XD
Fortunately, you beat it off with a blunt coconut 83
Unfortunately, your coconut breaks and the monkey starts chasing you.
Fortunately, the monkey has a heart attack and dies.
Unfourtunatly, while you were watching the monkey die a lion came and ate all your coconuts.
Fortunately, I own a coconut farm.

[silver]

Fortunately, this story takes place on a tropical island in the Carribean.
Unfortunately, there is a bad hurricane blowing in.
Fortunately, I have an ice cream.
Unfortunately, it falls off and is eaten by squirrels.
Fortunately, I like squirrels.
Unfortunately, all the squirrels die from the hurricane.
Fortunately, I escape to somewhere where there isn't a hurricane.
Unfortunately, an evil monkey bites me.
Fortunately, a random guy has anti-monkey-bite cream.
Unfortunately, I'm alergic to the cream he gives me.
Fortunately, I manage to wash it off.
Unfortunately, the stream I washed it out in was made of acid.
Fortunately, I have acid proof clothes on.
Unfortunately, I fall in and the acid gets to my face, arms, ect.
Fortunately, I go to a hospital and become all better
Unfortunately, I then catch an illness from another patient.
Fortunately, your friend gives you chicken soup 'cause your sick.
Unfortunately, the chicken soup turns out to be poisonous.
Fortunately, you get presents and a new puppy because you're sick.
Unfortunently, the puppy eats all the presents and then tries to eat you because it's psycho and has rabies.
Fortunatey, you're in a hospital so somehow they manage to cure the rabies.
Unfotunately, the cure is a bunch of really really really painful shots.
Fortunately, I manage to escape an eat a banana which is an alternative cure.
Unfortunently a sumo wrestler comes and steals your stash of bananas.
Fortunately, you have a bazooka, and with it get your bananas back.
Unfortunately, you miss and you don't have any more ammo.
Fortunately, a random person walks up and hands you another, fully loaded.
Unfortunately, the sumo is now gone and you starve with no bananas to eat.
Fortunently, someone gives you a banana tree.
Unfortunately, it falls and crushes all the bananas so they are now inedible.
Fortunately, the leaves are still edible
Unfortunately, they taste really bad and you throw up.
Fortunately, the ocean washes up a whole lot of cooked fish.
Unfortunately a huge shark comes along and eats them all.
Fortunately, the shark dies and you eat it.
Unfortunately, you get really sick from it.
Fortunately, you eat a magic mushroom and feel all better.
Unfortunately, someone steal the rest of the mushrooms so you don't have any more.
Fortunately, a man comes and cheers you up!
Unfortunately, he has a gun and shoots you!
Fortunately, you are wearing a bullet-proof vest.
Unfortunately, he shot you in the arm where the vest wasn't protecting.
Fortunately, it was your left arm that you didn't really need.
Unfortunately, a plane showed up but would only let lefties board.
Fortunately, another plane arrived and let you on.
Unfortunently, the plane is being flown by mimes and you don't understand that they're telling you to skydive off before the plane implodes from too much banana exposure.
Fortunately, you send a video you took of them to your mime speaking friend, and he told you what to do.
Unfortunately, you jump off and fall into a volcano.
Fortunately, you're wearing lava proof clothing.
Unfortunately, your hands and legs burnt off because they were not covered in the lava proof clothes. You drown because you cannot move.
Fortunately, you wake up on the beach realizing it was all just a bad dream.
Unfortunately, you missed the midnight ferry off the beach.
Fortunately, you have a cookie.
Unfortunately, it got covered in sand.
Fortunately, You believe in the "3 second rule"!
Unfortunately, You eat the cookie and have really bad gas.
Fortunately, No ones near by!
Unfortunately, your best friend appears next to you and faints.
Fortunately, when they wake up, they don't remember what happened.
Unfortunately, they turn psycho and start yelling at you.
Fortunately, a passing ambulance throws a blow-dart at your friend with medicine in it and they turn back to normal
Unfortunately, a rabid monkey comes and bites you. XD
Fortunately, you beat it off with a blunt coconut 83
Unfortunately, your coconut breaks and the monkey starts chasing you.
Fortunately, the monkey has a heart attack and dies.
Unfourtunatly, while you were watching the monkey die a lion came and ate all your coconuts.
Fortunately, I own a coconut farm.
Unfortunately, some vandals come along and destroy the coconut farm!

[foxshadow]

Fortunately, this story takes place on a tropical island in the Carribean.
Unfortunately, there is a bad hurricane blowing in.
Fortunately, I have an ice cream.
Unfortunately, it falls off and is eaten by squirrels.
Fortunately, I like squirrels.
Unfortunately, all the squirrels die from the hurricane.
Fortunately, I escape to somewhere where there isn't a hurricane.
Unfortunately, an evil monkey bites me.
Fortunately, a random guy has anti-monkey-bite cream.
Unfortunately, I'm alergic to the cream he gives me.
Fortunately, I manage to wash it off.
Unfortunately, the stream I washed it out in was made of acid.
Fortunately, I have acid proof clothes on.
Unfortunately, I fall in and the acid gets to my face, arms, ect.
Fortunately, I go to a hospital and become all better
Unfortunately, I then catch an illness from another patient.
Fortunately, your friend gives you chicken soup 'cause your sick.
Unfortunately, the chicken soup turns out to be poisonous.
Fortunately, you get presents and a new puppy because you're sick.
Unfortunently, the puppy eats all the presents and then tries to eat you because it's psycho and has rabies.
Fortunatey, you're in a hospital so somehow they manage to cure the rabies.
Unfotunately, the cure is a bunch of really really really painful shots.
Fortunately, I manage to escape an eat a banana which is an alternative cure.
Unfortunently a sumo wrestler comes and steals your stash of bananas.
Fortunately, you have a bazooka, and with it get your bananas back.
Unfortunately, you miss and you don't have any more ammo.
Fortunately, a random person walks up and hands you another, fully loaded.
Unfortunately, the sumo is now gone and you starve with no bananas to eat.
Fortunently, someone gives you a banana tree.
Unfortunately, it falls and crushes all the bananas so they are now inedible.
Fortunately, the leaves are still edible
Unfortunately, they taste really bad and you throw up.
Fortunately, the ocean washes up a whole lot of cooked fish.
Unfortunately a huge shark comes along and eats them all.
Fortunately, the shark dies and you eat it.
Unfortunately, you get really sick from it.
Fortunately, you eat a magic mushroom and feel all better.
Unfortunately, someone steal the rest of the mushrooms so you don't have any more.
Fortunately, a man comes and cheers you up!
Unfortunately, he has a gun and shoots you!
Fortunately, you are wearing a bullet-proof vest.
Unfortunately, he shot you in the arm where the vest wasn't protecting.
Fortunately, it was your left arm that you didn't really need.
Unfortunately, a plane showed up but would only let lefties board.
Fortunately, another plane arrived and let you on.
Unfortunently, the plane is being flown by mimes and you don't understand that they're telling you to skydive off before the plane implodes from too much banana exposure.
Fortunately, you send a video you took of them to your mime speaking friend, and he told you what to do.
Unfortunately, you jump off and fall into a volcano.
Fortunately, you're wearing lava proof clothing.
Unfortunately, your hands and legs burnt off because they were not covered in the lava proof clothes. You drown because you cannot move.
Fortunately, you wake up on the beach realizing it was all just a bad dream.
Unfortunately, you missed the midnight ferry off the beach.
Fortunately, you have a cookie.
Unfortunately, it got covered in sand.
Fortunately, You believe in the "3 second rule"!
Unfortunately, You eat the cookie and have really bad gas.
Fortunately, No ones near by!
Unfortunately, your best friend appears next to you and faints.
Fortunately, when they wake up, they don't remember what happened.
Unfortunately, they turn psycho and start yelling at you.
Fortunately, a passing ambulance throws a blow-dart at your friend with medicine in it and they turn back to normal
Unfortunately, a rabid monkey comes and bites you. XD
Fortunately, you beat it off with a blunt coconut 83
Unfortunately, your coconut breaks and the monkey starts chasing you.
Fortunately, the monkey has a heart attack and dies.
Unfourtunatly, while you were watching the monkey die a lion came and ate all your coconuts.
Fortunately, I own a coconut farm.
Unfortunately, some vandals come along and destroy the coconut farm!
Fortunately, that vandal-be-gone pest control spray works!